as-howarth said: Hey John, what is your reaction to the news that the Riverside district has chosen to ban TFIOS from middle school libraries on the grounds that it deals with mortality and sex? I remember your reactions to similar situations concerning your books have been pretty animated and wondered what you thought?

fishingboatproceeds:

I guess I am both happy and sad.

I am happy because apparently young people in Riverside, California will never witness or experience mortality since they won’t be reading my book, which is great for them.

But I am also sad because I was really hoping I would be able to introduce the idea that human beings die to the children of Riverside, California and thereby crush their dreams of immortality.

5 days ago

I guess that what I get for pacing around the backyard barefoot. I stepped on a wasp.

pissedoffwasps:

i was walking in the back yard without shoes on too and some human fucking stepping on me
what a coincidence

We’ll I am sorry. I promise that it was not intentional. No hard feelings?

(Source: timsbro2000)

1 week ago
Bohemian Rhapsody as a Shakespearean sonnet

Bohemian Rhapsody as a Shakespearean sonnet

(Source: popsonnet)

queen  
sonnet  

2 weeks ago

99percentinvisible:

A beautiful solar house designed entirely by college students.

This puts my stupid undergrad thesis to shame. 

This house looks great.

2 weeks ago
edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…
…boner wave…

edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…

…boner wave…

(Source: iraffiruse)

2 weeks ago
thisfeliciaday:

So…I’m concerned about the ingredients in these Nachos:( #ilovedogs

I assume Chihuahua cheese is a particular style of cheese hailing from the Mexican state of Chihuaua.

thisfeliciaday:

So…I’m concerned about the ingredients in these Nachos:( #ilovedogs

I assume Chihuahua cheese is a particular style of cheese hailing from the Mexican state of Chihuaua.

cheese  
mexico  
nachos  

3 weeks ago
peterfromtexas:

Storm over New York

peterfromtexas:

Storm over New York

(Source: rose-clementine, via wnyc)

4 weeks ago
This is my new favorite tumblr

This is my new favorite tumblr

(Source: popsonnet)


4 weeks ago

thecellochick13:

Finally finished my Nerdfighter t-shirt quilt!!! I’m so happy with how it turned out!! No one really gets all the nerdy stuff but I know and nerd fighters will know and that’s all that matters to me!! The 2nd one down on the left is DFTBA in galifrey, sadly the camera couldn’t pick it up. I thought the constellation fabric was fitting, and I loved the handwritten-letter print too much not to have it! So grateful to everyone who helped me with this project and to everyone who taught me how to make it! DFTBA

dftba  

1 month ago